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Hot air

A man flying in a hot air balloon realised that he was lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and descended to shouting range.

“Excuse me,” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him a half hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below responded: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” responded the balloonist.
“I am,” the man replied. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

Whereupon the man on the ground responded, “You must be a manager.”
“That I am” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

A Management joke on a Public Holiday

Since it’s a Public Holiday in Malta today, we decided to post a lighthearted Management joke with you.

Needless to say, this story is completely fictitious, but it delivers a powerful message to Managers who shoot from the hip. Enjoy. . . . . . .

If you’ve ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this story…..

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy at the wall and asked, ‘How much money do you make a week?’

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, “I make about $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back!”
The guy left without saying a word to the CEO.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here? ‘ From across the room came a voice, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”